I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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