I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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