she was so not down for the gang bang
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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