I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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