Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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