Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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