this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
smell my finger.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Randomize
