What a fucking waste of an outfit
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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