i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
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