so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
