What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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