At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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