it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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