If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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