he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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