i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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