hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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