does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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