I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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