Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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