K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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