Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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