i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Michael Bay diarrhea
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
tell me about the fingering
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