evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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