what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
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