There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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