ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
