Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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