I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
His hands were made for my vagina.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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