Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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