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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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