I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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