You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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