i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I wish you could order shots online.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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