how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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