should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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