Christians are straight up FREAKS
too bad you live with your parents still
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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