I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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