I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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