Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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