Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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