i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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