So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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