Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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