You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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