OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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