Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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