He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
My feet surprised me
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