I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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