gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Randomize
