so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
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