ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
Randomize
