Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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