K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
