You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
She's the barista slut.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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